Sassy’s Rules
1. The Person Sassy rules all!
1a. The Person in RULE #1 is the user of the name Sassytu in VP.
2. The person Farley is to have all the freedom of movement he wishes and allowed to do as he pleases in VP, unless it violates RULE #1.
3. The person Farley is allowed to at any given time to proceed with anything he wishes as long as it doesn’t violate RULE #1.
4. The words “ we” and the word “ours” and the person “ Farley” answers and refers to the person in RULE #1.
5. If at any time the person in RULE #1 seems or deems fit to control, tell, or order anything she wishes the person Farley is obligated to do as ordered. With no questions asked and is to be prompt in doing so.
6. The person Farley is at all times on standby for back rubs, massages, or any other personal body care that the person in RULE #1 may need. The person Farley should be prompt in attending to the wants and whims of person in RULE #1.
7. The person Farley is with only written permission allowed looking at any AV of the opposite sex. Should an AV of the opposite sex enter the room Farley is to record 2 copies of all chat, (this RULE especially applies to all im’s.) These copies should be distributed as described here in: 1 copy over to the person in RULE #1 and 1 copy to Parole Officer (Blues) aka Wyoblueyes in VP.
8. The person Farley is to answer the person in RULE #1 with a two word answer and at no time is allowed to answer with any other phrase other then “Yes Dear.”
9. The person Farley at any given time and when called upon, by the person in RULE #1, is to in all his power see to it at any cost, that the person in RULE #1 never loses in any VP game. This shall be adhered to even if it requires him to take the lowest possible score in Yahtzee. When playing Battle Ship should he locate a ship belonging to the person in RULE #1, he is to take every action to assure that he doesn’t sink any ships belonging to the person in RULE #1. At no time is the person Farley allowed to pass the score of the person in RULE #1.
10. Should the person Farley, if at any time feels he is being abused, picked on, or singled out as a "boy toy" may at any time file an appeal. This applies to any order he has been given, however, only if he has completed the order first. His appeal can be filed with person, therefore mentioned in RULE #1 and she shall rule on it at her earliest convenience.
11. The person Farley is to at anytime, in the absence of the person in RULE #1 shall answer and uphold the rules as listed, with an exception RULE #6 and RULE #9 to the Parole Officer Blues aka Wyoblueyes.
12. The person named in RULE #1 may change these RULES at any moment.
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Punishment for RULES broken will be as follows:
Any punishment deemed by person in RULE #1. To include, person in RULE #1 sending the person named Farley’s to sit in the corner of the bedroom, belonging to the person in RULE #1. The person Farley should also be warned, that at the discretion of the person in RULE #1, he might also receive the punishment of being put in jail with his pal aka OutLaw in VP.
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Mack Davis
Hard To Be Humble
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